1. thisbridgecalledmyback:

    svllywood:

    Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

    ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS

    okay um yas

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  2. prokopetz:

    fangirlingdragon:

    cutestmoose:

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

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    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    men are penises

    the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

    Oh, it’s even worse than that.

    Hormonal birth control for men has been a solved problem since the 1970s, and the current iterations of the technology are actually substantially superior to equivalent treatments for women, demonstrating higher effectiveness, less dangerous side effects, and lower prevalence of side effects in virtually all modern trials. At this point, some forty years on, such treatments continue to be refused certification on the ostensible basis of concerns over the purely hypothetical effects of long-term use.

    Meanwhile, a hormonal birth control treatment for women whose known and documented side effects include “sudden death” can go from the laboratory to the pharmacy shelf in under five years.

    Really shows you where our priorities lie, doesn’t it?

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  6. "It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."
    — Naguib Mahfouz (via phoebebishopwright)

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  7. "Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers."
    — Veronica A. Shoffstall, “After a While,” 1971. (via kathartie)

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  8. amandapalmer:

    odditiesoflife:

    Amazing Banana Sculptures

    Self-taught Japanese artist, Keisuke Yamada, takes plain bananas and turns them into edible works of art. Using only a spoon and some toothpicks, he works against the clock as he must finish the sculpture before it begins to turn brown.

    His first banana art was a simple smiling face, but he received such praise that he decided to start carving more bananas. Yamada created an entire series of banana sculptures that went viral on the Japanese art site Pixiv. When interviewed by some of the largest websites in the world, Yamada stated that he works as an electrician by day and completes his banana carving at night. Once he finishes a sculpture, he takes a quick photo and then eats it.

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    i just saw “alien” for the first time on the plane to new zealand. everything has meaning now.

     

  9. amandapalmer:

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    ok, ok, OK…i know. ninjas don’t “parade”. they wear black and stealthily destroy their opponents though their illusive, non-intrusive tactical prowess.

    but THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NINJA is going to parade, because, well…that’s what i do.

    i’m here early, getting over jetlag and there’s NO…

    Okay so I’m going to just leave work….

     
  10. Photographer John William Keedy explores themes of anxiety and varied neuroses in his series titled It’s Hardly Noticeable. Examining his own struggles with anxiety over the past nine years and drawing from other mental disorders, the images present an insightful look at behaviors that are deemed “abnormal” while simultaneously challenging ideas of normalcy. The serious topic is addressed in an intriguing fashion, one that offers small windows into the lives of people who suffer from mental illnesses. Each image is like a pocket of information that reveals a tiny corner of a bigger picture.

     
  11. chrishemsperf:

    chrishemsperf:

    I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

    each note is another year i will be laughing at this

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  13. sleepysleepypretty:

    having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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  15. hitlersbreastmilk:

    do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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